IF AHHNOLD CAN BE AN OLD MAN TERMINATOR, CAN PETER WELLER BE OLD MAN ROBOCOP?

 

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I’ll confess I’m a sucker for terrible 80’s movies. Terrible, yet awesome 80’s movies, actually. Like RoboCop (Your move, creep!). I recently saw the original on TV and it got me thinking…

The rebooted one, as a movie, was entertaining – but left old school OCP fans like me a little underwhelmed. So, why not give fans what we want – Peter Weller back in the blue tin can kicking ass. Why not?? If you applied the same logic used for the terrible rebooted Terminator Movie in 2015 – aging human flesh on a machine to account for wrinkly old Ahhhnold – it would be seem perfectly logical to do it with Officer Murphy. Ehhh? Ehhhh??

In this brutal cycle of unoriginal films, where even the new Star Wars was a 200 million dollar fan-film recreation of the original courtesy of JJ Abrams – lets double down and go back old Detroit and revisit what life is like in Delta City!

Someone start a change.org petition today – or a Kickstarter account to get Weller a personal trainer!