DRUNK AUSSIES OWE ACCENT TO DRUNK ANCESTORS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

Australia is nice, for an island mainly inhabited by things that can kill you or cook you to death in the baking sun. And don’t go in the water. That shit will kill you, too. Ask Steve about that one. But it also gave us this. And this. So it’s at least it’s marginally better than that giant Hobbit Humane Society, New Zealand.

That being said, pseudo-sciene and it’s greatest enabler, the UK’s Daily Mail, have together reposted an interesting theory about why Aussies are nearly incomprehensible: turns out their criminal ancestors were worthless drunks, who slurred their way into an indelible mark on Australia’s future self. Now you don’t have to read the article.