RUSH LIMBAUGH: MARS WATER FAKED BY OBAMA. WELL, OF COURSE.

Everyones favourite pill popping, oxy-dependent, loveable cartoon-like Republican Gummy Bear, Rush Limbaugh, knows a thing or two about science.

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Powered by the mellow-makers and bags of M&M’s, presumably, he has helpfully peeled back the layers of deception on this whole, space Mars water thing. Thank god! Turns out, they didnt find water! Whaaaaaaa?? *full transcript here* (except they found it here. but anyway) It seems it’s all part of a giant global warming scam by Obama and his death panels of climate change deception wizards, powered by Volkswagen…. *Did I mention Rush lives in Florida*?

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(…. aaaand is it me, or does his website look like a slot machine?)