HAHA: AARON SORKIN DICK SMACKS TIM COOK

Aaron Sorkin told Apple CEO Tim Cook to blow it out ass over child labour. It was awesome. It happened during an exclusive interview with The Hollywood Reporter – go read it. The quote is a slam-dunk.

 “Third, if you’ve got a factory full of children in China assembling phones for 17 cents an hour you’ve got a lot of nerve calling someone else opportunistic.” – Aaron Sorkin to The Hollywood Reporter

But when you nut-sack the leader of our future corporate overlord, especially in Hollywood, you clean that shit up hella fast!! Man’s gotta get paid, y’all, aaaaaaaand more likely not have is iCloud account vaporized!

This sword fight began during promotion of the new Steve Jobs film. Tim is not fan. Which actually looks really cool. (maybe watch Pirates of Silicone Valley first) Especially for big Danny Boyle fans like myself. (Personally, I can’t wait for PORNO!!!!!)

The best part? Sorkin’s comments are on the noseHAHA! But we dont care. I still use their shit. It rocks!  God bless the hypocrisy of first world consumerism 🙂 HAHA Suckers! *looks around for his Joe Fresh hoodie*

… Can’t convince me over 100 million kids in Asia-Pacific don’t like ballin’ with a little change in their pockets!